I'll tell my proudest secrets.
I'm about to crack a knowledge egg on your ass.
Thursday, 1:25 pm
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awwww-cute:

It always amazed me how cats can look so comfortable in the most uncomfortable places
Thursday, 1:16 pm
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bootyexpress:

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING


that baby could’ve really hit his head on the table though
Thursday, 1:15 pm
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cashcutie:

HE IS BURNING
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lilysinthefall:


A UFO caught on tape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

get out
Thursday, 1:15 pm
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churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

(Source: communistbakery, via i-suck-dick)

my-other-plans-fell-through:

xxcaptainkurtxx:

poppunk-jesus:

my-other-plans-fell-through:

doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint

image

Hold down the shift key

oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball 

(via i-suck-dick)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

"you only post selfies to get attention"

there is literally no other reason as to why anyone would post a selfie

(via i-suck-dick)

wheatleyhastings:

reversecentaur:

plantkitten:

aw pup

honey no

Bless you fluffy baby
Thursday, 1:13 pm
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vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(via i-suck-dick)

madeupmonkeyshit:

When niggas get a new pair of shoes 
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